TRIBBLE JOKES

Compiled by  Heather and Stephanie Schulz

There once was a Tribble from Nantucket,
Who fell into a bucket,
It stayed there,
Until the county fair,
Where a guinea pig tried to f***** it.

  
 

Why did the Andorian toss the Tribble off the Empire State Building?
To see if it would bounce

Art Work By Stephanie Schulz

Why did the Tribble cross the road?
So it could eat the chicken.

  
 
How many Tribbles does it take to plug in an isolinear chip?
One, so long as it doesnt eat it.
 

Whats the difference between a Tribble and a moon rock?

The moon rock doesnt eat as much.

 

  
 

What do you get when you cross a Tribble with a Horta?

Lots of little holes in your star ship.

 

A guy walks into a bar with a Tribble on his head..

Thats the last time I buy a toupee from a Ferengi.

 

  
 

A priest, a rabbi, and a Tribble are on an asteroid together.

After two days they are all hungry,

Suddenly the rabbi turns to the priest and asks..

Do you think Tribbles are kosher?

 

Whats the difference between a

'bucket full of alien puke'

and a 'bucket full of Tribbles ?

You cant GARGLE a bucket full of Tribbles!
 

 
If you know any other 'Tribble' Jokes E-mail me below so I can include them in this page.
 

Spacebabyuk@hotmail.com

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