 |
Whoopee cushion (as used by James T. Kirk)
|
|
|
A draft excluder
|
|
|
Bust enhancement devices
|
|
|
Paperweights
|
|
|
Ambassadors to newly discovered fuzzy alien races
|
|
|
Alternative to fuzzy dice, and hung from the overhead panel of the
Delta Flyer by Tom Paris
|
|
|
Anti-theft devices
|
|
|
Garbage disposal
|
|
|
Child comforter
|
|
|
Food tester/taster, to test for poisoned grain, add one Tribble
|
|
|
Detection devices for locating Klingons
|
|
|
Hyperactive sofa cushions
|
|
|
Disguise for a bomb
|
|
|
Nerve pacifier
|
|
|
A subtle means of sabotaging a Starship i.e. Over running it
|
|
|
Food: Tribble burger with fries, hold the gaagh!
|
|
|
Target for Klingon skeet shooting
|
|
|
Substitute for tennis balls
|
|
|
To conceal male pattern baldness, as a wig or toupee
|
|
|
An alternative to plastic balls in play pit for children
|
|
|
Black/white board eraser
|
|
|
Pom-poms for cheerleaders
|
|
|
Bath sponge
|
|
|
Christmas ornaments with attitude
|
|
|
Racing animals for very boring sporting events
|
|
|
Doorstops
|
|
|
Test subjects for new hair care products
|
|
|
Earmuffs
|
|
|
Attached to handle, as a mop!
|
|
|
If all else fails: Pet food, Tribbles and Bits!
|
