ALTERNATIVE USES FOR A TRIBBLE
- A draft excluder
- Paperweights
- Antitheft devices
- Garbage disposal
- Child comforter
- Disguise for a bomb
- Nerve pacifier
- Substitute for tennis balls
- Black/white board eraser
- Pompoms for cheerleaders
- Bath sponge
- Doorstops
- Earmuffs
- Attached to handle, as a mop!
- If all else fails: Pet food,
- Whoopee cushion (as used by James T. Kirk)
- Bust enhancement devices
- Hyperactive sofa cushions
- Detection devices for locating Klingons
- Test subjects for new hair care products
- Target for Klingon skeet shooting
- Christmas ornaments with attitude
- An alternative to plastic balls in play pit for children
- Alternative to fuzzy dice, and hung from the overhead panel of the Delta Flyer
- A subtle means of sabotaging a Starship i.e. Over running it
- Food tester/taster, to test for poisoned grain, add one Tribble
- Ambassadors to newly discovered fuzzy alien races
- To conceal male pattern baldness, as a wig or toupee
- Food: Tribble burger with fries, hold the gaagh!
