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“If I had the whole universe, I’d give it to you.”

Charlie to Rand
TOS / Charlie X

“All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by. You could feel the wind at your back in those days, the sounds of the sea beneath you and even if you take away the wind and the water, it’s still the same. The ship is yours, you can feel her. And the stars are still there, Bones…”

Kirk to McCoy
Source: John Masefield, ‘Sea Fever’
TOS / The Ultimate Computer


“Superior ability breeds superior ambition.”

Spock to Kirk on the genetically enhanced people of the twentieth century
TOS / Space seed


“We think of ourselves as the most powerful beings in the universe. It’s unsettling to discover that we’re wrong.”

Kirk to Spock
TOS / Catspaw


“It is a human characteristic to love little animals, especially if they’re attractive in some way.”

McCoy to Spock
TOS / The Trouble with Tribbles


“After all these years among humans…you still haven’t learned to smile.”
“Humans smile with so little provocation.”

Amanda and Spock<
TOS / Journey to Babel


“The sum of the parts cannot be greater than the whole.”

Spock to McCoy<
TOS / The Galileo Seven


“Knowledge, sir, should be free to all.”

Harry Mudd to Spock
TOS / I, Mudd


“He gave his life in an attempt to save others. Not the worst way to go.”

Kirk to Spock, on Commodore Matt Decker
TOS / The Doomsday Machine


“The most cooperative man in this world is dead man. And if you don’t keep your mouth shut, you’re gonna be cooperating.”

Bela Oxmyx to Spock
TOS / A Piece of the Action


“Without followers evil cannot spread.”

Spock to Kirk
TOS / And the Children Shall Lead


“Captain, thank heaven!”
“Mister Scott, there was no deity involved. It was my cross circuiting that recovered them.”
“Well, then, thank pitchforks and pointed ears.”

Scott, Spock and McCoy on Kirk’s safe transport back to the ship
TOS / Obsession


“Worlds may change; galaxies disintegrate, but a woman…always remains a woman.”

Kirk to Lenore Karidian
TOS / The conscience of the King


“I’ve never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.”

Spock to Leila
TOS / This Side of Paradise


“Your Surak is a brave man.”
“Men of peace usually are, Captain.”

Spock and Kirk
TOS / The savage Curtain


“R.H.I.P., Captain. Rank hath its privileges.”

Commodore Jose Mendez to Kirk
TOS / The Menagerie


“You’ve got your problems, I’ve got mine. But he’s got ours, plus his, plus four hundred and thirty other people.”

McCoy to Sulu on Kirk
TOS / Shore Leave


“A statement Lucifer made when he fell into the pit: ‘It is better to rule in Hell than to serve in Heaven.”

Kirk to Scott, paraphrasing Milton as a way of explaining Khan’s choice of exile
Source: John Milton, ‘Paradise Lost’
TOS / Space Seed


“What do you call those?”
“I call them ears.”
“Are you trying to be funny?"
“Never.”

Flavius and Spock
TOS / Bread and Circuses


“Alexander, where I come from, size, shape, or color makes no difference.”

Kirk to Alexander
TOS / Plato’s Stepchildren


“One does not thank logic, Amanda.”
“Logic! Logic! I’m sick to death of logic. Do you want to know how I feel about your logic?
“Emotional, isn’t she?”
“She has always been that way.”
“Indeed? Why did you marry her?”
“At the time it seemed the logical thing to do.”

Sarek, Amanda, and Spock
TOS ? Journey to Babel


“I signed aboard this ship to practice medicine, not to have my atoms scattered back and forth across space by this gadget.”
“You’re an old fashioned boy, McCoy.”

McCoy and Kirk, preparing to transport TOS / Space Seed


“By golly, Jim, I’m beginning to think I can cure a rainy day!”

McCoy to Kirk, on saving the Horta’s life
TOS / The Devil in the Dark


“Interesting. Where would you estimate we belong, Miss Keeler?”
“You? At his side, as if you’ve always been there and always will.”

Edith and Spock, on Spock and Kirk being out of place in early twentieth-century earth
TOS / The City on the Edge of Forever


“Another technical journal, Scotty?”
“Aye.”
“Don’t you ever relax?”
“I am relaxing.”

Kirk and Scott
TOS / The Trouble with Tribbles


“Engage.”

Pike to Number One; first time order given
TOS / The Cage


“Energize.”

Kirk to Scott, first time order given
TOS / Where No Man has Gone Before


“Fascinating.”

Spock on Balok’s ship; first time comment used
TOS / The Corbomite Manoeuvre


“He’s dead, Jim.”

McCoy to Kirk, first time phrase used
TOS / The Enemy Within


“I can’t change the laws of physics.”

Scott to Kirk
TOS / The Naked Time


“You deliberately stopped me, Jim. I could’ve saved her. Do you know what you just did?”
“He knows, Doctor. He knows.”

McCoy and Spock on Kirk preventing McCoy from saving Edith in order to protect the timeline
TOS / The City on the Edge of Forever


“Do you know what you get if you feed a Tribble too much?”
“A fat tribble?”
“No. You get a whole bunch of hungry little Tribbles.”

McCoy and Kirk
TOS / The Trouble with Tribbles


“Before they went into warp I transferred the whole kit and caboodle into their engine room where they’ll be no tribble at all.”

Scott to Kirk on the whereabouts of the tribbles
TOS / The Trouble with Tribbles


“My bairns. My poor bairns.”

Scott, on the abuse of his engines
TOS / The Paradise Syndrome


“Now I don’t pretend to tell you how to find happiness and love, when everyday is just a struggle to survive. But I do insist that you do survive, because the days and the years ahead are worth living for. One day, soon, man is going to be able to harness incredible energies, maybe even the atom, energies that could ultimately hurl us to other worlds in….in some sort of spaceship. And the men that reach out into space will be able to find ways to feed the hungry millions of the world and to cure their diseases. They will be able to find a way to give each man hope and a common future. And those are the days worth living for….”

Edith Keeler to her mission’s poor, New York City, 1930
TOS / The city on the Edge of Forever


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