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The
phrase "I'm a doctor not a......" Began with Dr McCoy and has been a running
joke in each series since. “Run along. I’ll re-attach any severed limbs, just don’t misplace them.”
The Doctor to Neelix
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“What am I, a doctor or a moon-shuttle conductor?”
McCoy to Kirk
TOS / The Carbonite Manoeuvre
“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer.”
McCoy to Kirk
TOS / The Devil in the Dark
“I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.”
McCoy to Edith
TOS / The City on the Edge of Forever
“I’m a doctor, not an engineer.”
McCoy to Scott
TOS / Mirror, Mirror
“I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.”
McCoy to Spock
TOS / The Empath
“I’m a doctor…not a doorstop.”
The Enterprise-E, EMH to Beverly
First Contact
“I’m a doctor, not a botanist.”
Bashir to Dax on her sick plant
DS9 / The Wire
“I’m a doctor. You’re my patient. That’s all I need to know.”
Bashir to Garak
DS9 / The Wire
“I’m a doctor, not an historian.”
Bashir to O’Brien
DS9 / Trials and Tribble-ations
“I’m a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator.”
The Doctor to Neelix
VOY / Phage
“I’m a doctor, not a bartender.”
The Doctor to Sandrine
VOY / Twisted
“I’m a doctor, not a voyeur.”
The Doctor to Janeway
VOY / Parturition
“I’m a doctor, not a performer.”
The Doctor to Neelix
VOY / Investigations
“I’m a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.”
The Doctor, on saving the ship from the Kazon
VOY / Basics, Part II
“I’m a doctor, not a database.”
The Doctor to Starling
VOY / Futures end, Part II
“I’m a doctor, not a commando.”
EMH-2 to the Doctor
VOY / Message in a Bottle
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